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For me, there’s
always a surefire indicator that British Summertime is
here; no matter how late I’ve got to bed I can’t sleep
beyond about 8 or 9 in the morning, when the sunlight comes streaming
in through the windows. I guess an investment in some thick, heavy-duty
hotel-style curtains could be in order?!

'MD'
Besides G’s in Bicester on Thursday
1st, my first proper gig of the month was a return to NYT in London on Friday
2nd. Although outlying areas like Shoreditch, Islington and Camden push
the envelope regularly, venues in the West
End leave a lot to be desired musically. Their location
means they attract largely tourist and ‘beautiful people’type
crowds, (for ‘beautiful’read ‘pretentious’.)
Happily, NYT, close to Leicester Square, is the exception, largely
down to the efforts of Jay of the Black
Moth Connection crew, whose In
Focus is just the kind of heavy session the club needs.
The bustling crowd was hugely responsive during my 90-minute
set, Tony Matterhorn’s ‘Dutty
Wine’getting a particularly noisy reception. Clinton
Sparks, Tim Westwood and Steve
Sutherland are among the guests booked for future weeks,
with the Summer season wrapping up with an In Focus float at Notting
Hill Carnival in late August.

'MD at The Trinity Rooms,
Limerick '
On Saturday, Mrs. D and
myself set off in the blazing afternoon heat to Gatwick
Airport for our flight to Shannon,
Ireland. This was for my latest appearance at the
spacious and impressive Trinity Rooms in Limerick,
a venue which I’d always considered Parveen would
enjoy. For logistical convenience, I’d opted to travel without
vinyl –just CDs. I’m getting very comfortable doing
sets this way, and it’s getting hard to imagine me humping
heavy vinyl on to flights very much from this point on, (although
I’ll continue to use vinyl for land-based UK gigs.) While
I played a three-hour set in the R&B room, the open-air courtyard,
(the place where all the smokers are forced to congregate,) was
entertained by a troupe of Polish DJs who specialise in cutting
up indie and rock tunes with breaks. The traditional Irish hospitality
meant we returned to our hotel room nicely bladdered, with a large
Sunday breakfast necessary to soak it all up.
On Monday, I found
myself in the bizarre situation of being paid for a gig which never
happened –an all-too-rare occurrence! I’d been
contacted at the last minute by the promoters of Vodka
Island to handle the R&B room at their new student-based
night at Onanon, just off Piccaddilly in Central
London. By 11.30, however, it was clear they weren’t
going to make the expected numbers, so my room was aborted and
I was allowed to go home. To their great credit, the promoters
paid me for my wasted time, for which they get my full respect.
Many wouldn’t!

'On Anon, London'
One of the walls in my living room is taken up by
two big map boards – one of the UK, the other of the world
- and every time I play a gig in a new location I stick in a red
pin to mark the appropriate spot. It proves quite a conversation-starter
among visitors to our house! On the UK one, a region that’s
eluded me in all the years I’ve been DJing is North
Wales, but that was finally put right on Thursday
8th when I headed off to play Liquid in Wrexham.
Liquid is part of the monolithic Luminar leisure
corporation, and it’s rare to find them getting behind urban
music any of in their lookalike venues. In this case, the action
was happening in the Envy part of the
club, with the commercial/ mainstream dance business going on up
above. The venue had booked me a last-minute hotel, but the combination
of chavs fighting noisily in the street at 4am, the Turkish bath-like
heat, and a delivery lorry pulling up below my window at 7am resulted
in very little sleep, so I drove home bleary-eyed to grab another
couple of precious hours more.

'MD at Liquid, Wrexham'
On Friday night, I headed to Bristol for
my two-hour set at Romeo Brown’s.
The venue was like a sauna after a swelteringly hot day, but this
only added to the firing atmosphere, and it ended up a hugely enjoyable
gig. The crowd seemed to want ragga and bashment all night, so
I was only too happy to oblige. Upon exiting, the streets of Bristol
were alive with drunken chants of ‘Enger-land!’ ahead
of Saturday’s World Cup game – and
that was just the girls.

'Romeo Browns, Bristol'
With my previous appearances for Milkshake at The
Showbar in Bournemouth, I’ve
driven there and back the same night. The glorious weather presented
the ideal opportunity to spend some extra time down there on Saturday
10th, however, so me and the missus took an overnight
hotel recommended by resident DJ LJW.
This turned out to be Milkshake’s last session at The Showbar;
promoter Dave has now sold the brand
to The Opera House, so it remains to
be seen how its long term future will pan out. The attendance
levels were thinner than usual, doubtless due to the football
and the hot weather.

'MD with LJW at Milkshake,
Bournemouth'
Edinburgh is my favourite city in the UK. The architecture,
atmosphere and overall charm of the place can’t be equalled
in my eyes, so I welcome any opportunity to get up there. On 13th
June I set off from Birmingham International for
a rare Tuesday gig. Rewind at the intimate Prive
Council is run by Jay Glass, aka Phaze
2, one third of the team behind the long-running Sunday Tipsy session
at Massa. Jay’s a very switched-on
and forward-thinking guy who comes across as far more mature than
his 19 years, and we had a good chat about industry-related stuff
over an excellent evening dinner – the sort of shop talk
that would make my wife scream with boredom. I had a long walk
through the fascinating streets of Edinburgh before my 1am set,
which had all the feel of a fun and close-knit house party.

'Edinburgh'
There was a panic on Wednesday morning as Jay was
pulled by a copper for not wearing a seatbelt, and his pleading
that he had to collect me from my hotel to make my return flight
only made the bastard drag it out longer. In the end, we made a
frantic dash, and I made it to check-in with only seconds to spare.
Another close shave!

'MD'
My latest appearance in London came
on Saturday 17th, the third sweltering
weekend in a row in the UK, which is kinda rare! This was my first
time at the night called Play at Mash in Great
Portland Street. The hot weather had apparently kept a
few punters away, but you wouldn’t have noticed, as the place
was buzzing with a party crowd.
The following week I started laying into a feature
on European nightlife for which I’d been commissioned by Recline,
one of those in-flight magazines you get in plane seat pockets.
What didn’t help was the massive amount of required internet
research coinciding with my Broadband connection going down inexplicably
at home, and no amount of troubleshooting courtesy of my resident
techno-wizards Ussherman and Lee
Cocker establishing the root of the problem. You don’t
realise how much you rely on these things til they’re not
there. To me, being permanently on-line has become as essential
as food and water. And to think, ten years ago I didn’t even
have a mobile phone!

'Parveen at Dukes, Yeovil'
Next gig in the diary was Dukes in
the Somerset town of Yeovil on Friday
23rd. This was for Bruno, kingpin
of the veteran Burnin’ Sound system.
I’d played at two of his jams before – one in 1997,
the next in 2000. Following the same mathematical sequence, the
next time should theoretically be in 2018! Parveen came
along for a night out. It wasn’t busy, but I was determined
to make the most out of the night, and approached my two-hour set
with all the energy I would if the club was packed. As a result,
the time zipped by, and everyone seemed to have a lot of fun, myself
included. Just goes to show, sometimes the small, intimate gatherings
really can be among the most enjoyable.
The Bridge in Oxford is
my longest standing gig; I’ve been doing the last Saturday
of each month there for over five years now. (The club believes
in DJ longevity; dance DJs Kieran and Ussherman have
also been there just as long.) You’d think that would mark
me out as part of the furniture, but annoyingly, I still get stopped
almost weekly by new bouncers who don’t recognise me as I
waltz past the queue. As with most clubs, security turnover levels
are so high that hundreds of bar and security staff have come and
gone since I’ve been there.

'Off-duty bargirls at The
Bridge '
After a very late start caused by another long,
hot day, things were just starting to kick in … when my headphones
suddenly packed up. This is just about the worst thing that can
happen to you in the middle of a DJ set, and considering they were Sennhesiers,
which are supposed to be the market-leaders, I was distinctly unimpressed.
I was forced to play a mix CD for as long as it took barman Manolo,
also a part-time DJ, to run home and get his. A harsh letter to
Sennhesier HQ will now be in order, I feel.
The month finished, DJ-wise, with G’s in Bicester on Thursday
29th. The following night offered a rare Friday off, so
I used the time to lay into my latest Beatmasters
Mix, to appear as the bonus with my forthcoming Volume
21 CD. This one is all about the classic beats and productions
of Kanye West, so a lot of mining through
vinyl stocks in assorted parts of the house was in order. My
Broadband connection was finally back, too, so much catching
up with websites and retreiving of MP3s was on the cards.
… and that was an absolutely sweltering June!
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