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It was always apparent that my 2007 was only going
to start properly in February, once
the preliminary distraction of January was
out of the way. The month marked my new day job at Blues & Soul magazine
HQ in London, which is going to involve a big cultural/ lifestyle
shift for me after nine years of being freelance! There are many
benefits to the new arrangement, but one of the few drawbacks is
that I’m going to be less free to travel overseas during
the week. I therefore took the opportunity to reschedule my visit
to New York for the first weekend
of the month –a decision made easier by the fact that Club
Mirage had cancelled my planned booking in Kidderminster on Friday
2nd!

'New York street scene'
Prior to this, however, there was the matter of
my weekly spot at G’s on Thursday
1st. If for no other reason, this venue is notable
for throwing up the dumbest comments that have ever been offered
to a DJ. There’s now a new gem every week, and the latest
one, from a girl punter, (what else?!) was, and I quote: ‘have
you got that new one?’ That’s it. No other information.
I know it sounds like I’m making these up, but I swear it’s
true!
After G’s closed at 2am, I bombed immediately
to London, sneaking into the in-laws’place
in Northolt for a few hours’snatched
sleep, before catching the bus to Heathrow on
Friday morning for my midday flight to New
York JFK. The trip was to involve a hook-up with DJ
Drastic and other members of the Coalition
DJ Network, (of which I’m the sole European member,)
along with a gig, and had to be rescheduled from the third week
in January. Then, I’d managed to secure a Virgin
Airlines flight for the incredible price of £168,
(including tax.) Now that Uncle Gordon’s
new fuel levy has kicked in, it’s doubtful you’ll ever
be able to fly from London to New York for under £200 again,
and sure enough, my re-booked flight with American
Airlines set me back £278.

'MD on subway train'
AA’s in-flight entertainment is appalling,
(and don’t get me started on the hostesses!) While the likes
of Virgin offer dozens of movies on demand, AA have two, only shown
at certain times, and neither of which were of interest. So I hit
the laptop instead. In spite of all the current talk of global
warming, New York was in the grip of an icy Arctic spell, causing
me to want to get off the freezing streets as quickly as possible.
By the time I’d transferred to my hotel at Penn
Station, it was 5.30pm, so I crashed out for a power nap,
before my first link with DJ Drastic at
10pm.
Brooklyn is Drastic’s ‘hood,
and I was resolved to see a fair bit of it. We started by jumping
on the subway to a ghetto spot called Bang, where
local hip hop crew 67 Mob were throwing
a launch party for their new video and CD. We then bounced back
to Manhattan alongside Drastic’s cousin, DJ
Sweaty Palms, with the intention of hitting some of the
upmarket spots. Sadly, Pacha, Stereo and Myst all
knocked us back, seemingly taking objection to our jeans and the
fact that we weren’t wearing button-down shirts. We eventually
resolved ourselves to the fact it just wasn’t happening,
and went for a good feed in an all-American diner instead, eventually
emerging at around 4am.

'DJ Drastic and heads at Bang'
On Saturday lunchtime, I headed back to the Bay
Ridge area of Brooklyn to
hang out at some more Drastic spots, and meet a few Coalition affiliates.
These included producer Tommie Soxx at
his home studio, where he works with assorted MCs, among them
the rising artist Troy Ave. Later,
at Drastic’s insistence, we went for a meal at Junior’s
Diner in Downtown BK, famous all over New York for its
strawberry cheesecake. Naturally, I had to sample a slice, and
I can confirm that it is pretty good.

'Tommie Soxx & Drastic in studio'
It turned out Da Firin’Squad were
in Brooklyn that night, repping the UK at an international reggae
dancehall jam at Albany Manor. I
wasn’t able to pass through, as I had a club gig on the agenda
back in Manhattan. This had been hooked up for me by producer/
DJ Kenny Summit, who’s become
a permanent fixture on the trendy club/ industry party circuit
in NYC. I knew the destination was Plumm on
West 14th Street. What I didn’t realise until I got there
was that it used to be Nell’s,
a venue which I’d played two or three times before. It’s
a classy joint with a lounge feel, and more emphasis placed on
socialising than wild dancing, so I dropped an appropriate set
of old and new tunes. At intervals of roughly ten minutes, a security
guy kept rushing into the booth saying, ‘oh man,what’s
this tune?’, and writing down the name on a paper napkin.
It’s always flattering to know you’re influencing someone
this way. I recorded it, and as you may have seen from the news
page, it’s now available for download via this site. The
plan had been for Drastic to arrive
at Plumm during my set. I waited around for an hour, but he didn’t
show. By this time I was pretty whacked, so I headed back to my
hotel for sleep.

'Kenny Summit at Plumm, Manhattan'
At 10am, I was awoken by the phone. Drastic had
passed out, fully clothed, at 11pm the previous night and had just
emerged. If I’d thought I was alone in having f*cked up sleeping
patterns, I was clearly wrong. We hooked up for another meal, drink
and good conversation, before I headed back to JFK for my evening
flight home. There was a major Superbowl game
on TV, and my flight was delayed from take-off by two hours. According
to airline staff, these two factors were entirely connected; a
large proportion of airport ground staff had phoned in ‘sick’that
day, placing extra strain on all remaining resources. Despite many
visits, I never tire of all New York has to offer, and this had
been another worthwhile time spent in good company.
My new B&S position is to generally occupy me
on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays at the mag’s HQ in London,
lodging for two nights at the in-laws’in Middlesex,
and leaving the latter part of the week for my DJing activities.
This first week, however, I took Monday to recover from NY and
catch up with Wifey, instead
heading into The Smoke at the crack
of dawn on Tuesday. It was initially strange being back in an office
after so long, but I quickly got back into the groove. The early
mornings aren’t really a bind; the commuting via a bus and
two tubes twice a day is. Surprisingly, although the rest of the
UK’s transport infrastructure seemed to grind to a halt with
the snow on Thursday 8th, I actually
made it into B&S Towers earlier
than on the other two mornings??
The same evening, I returned to Oxfordshire to handle
my G’s Bicester set. Ready
for this week’s Unfeasibly Dumb Request Of The Week? “Can
you play Queen: ‘’Don’t
Stop Me Now’”This is in an R&B night, remember? Doncha
just love ‘em?!

'CC Club, London'
During the week, the tabloid press had been reporting
a so-called ‘bouncer war’between rival security firms,
that, in the interests of safety, had seen the enforced closure
of several of London’s swankier nightspots, (Chinawhite and Pangaea among
them.) That, and entertaining reports of Prince
Harry falling of Movida out
drunk at 3am into a skirmish! Thankfully, CC
Club was immune from such nonsense, and I headed there
to play last set on Friday night for Sintillate, which
involved another enjoyable and firing session. In front of me on
the way back to the car were two girls with the shortest skirts
ever known to man, who were drawing the most male attention I’ve
ever witnessed. Literally every male-occupied car slowed down to
have an ogle and a holler!
As regular readers of this column will know, G’s in Bicester never
fails to entertain with the dumbfounding comments offered up at
the DJ booth. In fact, these are fast becoming the most popular
feature of this entire blog. Ready for this week’s? A
spotty chav approached the box to say, ‘alright mate? Yeah,
I’m a DJ too. I’m on Radio
One.’Course you are, mate, course you are.
Now, run along or you’ll be late collecting your giro in
the morning.
Oh, and there was also ‘have you got Tony
Matterson,(sic) ‘Dutty Wine’.”Thanks
for that. Oh, and ‘the theme tune from ‘Platoon’. Brilliant,
mate! That’d go down really well in an R&B session,
wouldn’t it?!

'MD & Flipside T shirt'
Any such frustrations were happily done away with
on Friday 16th as I returned to one
of my favourite urban club nights in the UK. Laces at Mu
Mu’s in Bristol is
one of the few spots where you can still play full-on tunes - including
brand new heat - and hear roars of approval as the first bears
kick in, just like it used to be back in the day. Resident DJ Squire was
doing a sterling job of warming up as I arrived, and the crowd
responded brilliantly to my set as I ripped into a lot of bashment
and a lot of new tunes, aided by some electrifying mic work by MC
Juice. Until now, I’d under-estimated the
dancefloor potential of Pretty Ricky’s ‘On
The Hotline’. The group are performing at the venue in March,
and the hype when the tune kicked in was intense!

'MD with MC Juice at Laces, Bristol'
You never stop learning lessons in life, and one
that I’ve picked up in the last year is that writing, and
then marketing your first book is no easy job. On
Saturday 17th, I found myself in the bizarre situation
of staging a launch party for ‘Tales
From The Flipside’ without actually having
any copies of the book available. Production has been slightly
delayed, but there really will be copies out now in a matter of
days …and I’ll be telling the world about it when
there are! In the meantime, I handled my session at DNA in Bournemouth,
alongside DJs Blend and Adam
Bomb, by handing out as many promo flyers as possible.

'DNA girls'
The venue got steadily busier through my two-hour
set, and was jumping by 1am. New B&S mag
publisher James Clift passed through,
as he lives in nearby Poole. You’d have to ask him, but he
showed all the signs of having enjoyed himself! Prior to
my set, I also met up briefly with Niall Moloney from
Bournemouth station Fire FM. I’ve
been supplying mixes to Niall for the past couple of years, and
this was the first time we’d ever actually met.
Part of the big changes on B&S this
year include the appearance of an on-line radio station running
off the magazine’s main website, (www.bluesandsoul.com,)
which will be up and running by mid-March. It’s to consist
of podcasts covering all the music genres the magazine represents,
along with many more innovative types of programme that have never
been tried before. As part of this, I was invited to put one together
based around the subjects raised in my book, and this will shortly
be on-line and available to listen to via this site. Rather than
simply narrate stories, (which would have been a bit Jackanory-like,)
I recruited B&S writer Elle J Small to
interview me on the book generally, linked with Kid
Fury for breakfast (12pm) in Oxford to talk about groupies,
stalkers and dumb DJ requests, and visited Marc
Sharma of the Eclectic Breaks outfit
in London to talk about the world of differences between reputable
promoters and flaky ones! I’m pretty happy with the results.
Besides the B&S website, we’ll also be making it available
to listen to on the News page of this site. Check back again very
soon.

I was quite surprised to get a break from the regular
routine of dumb requests at G’s on Thursday
22nd …and apologies for breaking the chain for those
who were starting to get entertained by the comments. This week,
however, a girl came up and asked for ‘the new tune by Omarion, ‘Ice
Box’.’ Now, that’s the kind of request I don’t
mind getting!
I woke up on Friday 23rd to
find my complimentary copy of ‘Tales From The Flipside’ in
the mail. This signals that the book is now entirely live and ready
to go! Having put over two years of work into this, it was quite
a momentous occasion, and, I’m inclined to think, cause for
celebration! There’ll be more about the book elsewhere on
this site over the coming weeks. In the meantime, you can now order
your copy on-line, at £9.99 a shot, from www.authorhouse.co.uk.
(Just go to the Book Shop section and
enter my name, or the title of the book.) And there’s further
info. at www.myspace.com/talesfromflipside.
Hit me up with those friend requests!

' MD with JD and Blighty at Tantra,
Cardiff'
The journey to Cardiff on Friday
23rd was a tedious slog owing to the non-top barrage of M4 roadworks,
made worse by the posting of ‘average speed cameras, the
bain of any long-distance motorist’s life! Once there,
though, Tantra was as firing as ever
for my latest visit to Sugar & Spice.
Regular hosts Shaz and Bibs were
still away in Bangladesh, so I was left in the hands of residents JD and Blighty.
There was drama at the start when it emerged that there was only
one CD player in DJ booth, non-one having apparently realised
that I now deliver my sets off CD. A second one was found by
1am, thankfully. I could happily have hung around for a while
after my set, but the two-hour return journey beckoned.
The Bridge in Oxford offered
the usual testing ground for new tunes and a few imaginative revivals
the following night. The DJ booth has recently been overhauled
and much improved. My only gripe remains that it’s directly
in front of an air con vent, which has the effect of blowing all
the accumulated fag smoke from the throngs of nicotine fiends right
into my face the whole night. After June, of course, this won’t
be a problem. Can’t wait!
I rarely work Sunday nights, but on 25th, Handel,
one of the bouncers at G’s, wanted
to try and old school revival night with me. It was always going
to be a gamble, and it didn’t pay off. An otherwise dull
night was brightened up by Handel trying to convince a girl that
I was Tim Westwood, just for a laugh.
Amazingly, she swallowed it, despite the fact I’m about 13
years too young, a foot too short and several thousand pounds too
poor! I was due at B&S HQ in London
on Monday morning, so as soon as G’s finished at 1, I hot-tailed
it up the M40 to the in-laws’ place to avoid the morning
rush hour bullsh*t.

'MD with Ciara'
One of the most welcome parts of being back on the
radio with ‘Just Buggin’ is
the opportunities it now brings to meet more artists for interviews.
My first high-profile one of the year was Ciara at Wise
Buddah Studios, who was in friendly and conversational
mode about her upcoming album ‘The
Evolution.’ I’ll be airing the interview
soon.

'Devon and Play'
I had a rare Tuesday outing on 27th
February …and it was a fairly lengthy one, too,
involving a long road haul and overnight stay in Sunderland. It
was well worth the mileage, though. The night was the new Throwback presentation
frrom North East key players Devon and his partner Cornwall.
Sorry –bad joke. That’s Devon and Play. The
night had also been billed as a Tales From
The Flipside launch party. The venue’s upper floor
was rammed and bouncing, which was highly impressive for a Tuesday
night, and testament to the hard work that’s gone into
promoting it. I ended the night being interviewed by a couple
of students for a uni dissertation, being asked to comment on
two subjects; the links between gun crime and hip hop lyrics,
and the differences between clubbing in London and up north.
I found the second subject considerably easier than the first.
…and that was February!
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