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'MD in December'
A glance at my diary on 1st December revealed
the usual diverse mix of activities scheduled for the rest of the
month. An ideal situation
is always a mix of gigs I’ve not played before, returns to
old favourites, and a couple of overseas excursions for good measure,
and December brings all of that most years. Unfortunately, the weather
at this time of year can be just as eclectic, and the miserable rainsoaked
trek down the roadworks-strewn A34 to
Southampton on Friday
2nd reminded me
of just why so many Brits opt to break out to places like Australia
for the Winter!

'The White House, Southampton' Maybe it was the foul weather that kept the
punters away from the newly refurbished White
House, or maybe
it was pre-Christmas
financial pressure. Either way, the night wasn’t busy. This
was the second in a double-bill with DJ Flash following
the previous Friday’s gig at Molokos in Winchester, owned by the same
people. The early closure at midnight served as a reminder of how
unpredictable this time of year can be in clubland. 
'MD with DJ Flash' I was hoping for better fortunes as Parveen and myself set off for Southport the
following night, a place in the extreme North
West despite its misleadingly Southern-sounding name. Southport’s
biggest musical claim to fame is the soul and dance weekender that
takes place at nearby Pontins twice a year. I went through a phase
of visiting these a while back, and even DJed at one, but stopped
going in 1999. The gig was in the town centre itself, and was being
put on by my good DJ mate Rick Star,
who I’d played with
in his hometown of Preston a few times. 
'Homies at Havana, Southport' The venue was Havana,
a former swimming baths situated on The Promenade,
and consisting of two rooms. One featured nasty cheese,
and held the sole benefit of keeping all the nasty cheese heads
away from our urban arena, where the real action was happening!
It was an intimate gathering of clued-up heads who seemed to lap
up every minute of my set, and we ended up slamming it until 4am.
Rick’s the perfect host, (as
well as a hot DJ and MC,) and always wheels out the champagne,
so by closing time, we were all
more than a little mullered. Fun at the time, but it hardly set
me in good stead for the return motorway run after just four hours’ sleep
at our hotel!

'Bratislava Christmas market' On Monday morning, Parveen and myself headed off on an overnight visit to Bratislava,
Slovakia, to visit
the city’s renowned Christmas market. It’s famous for
its mulled wine, but I resisted trying any, considering my alcohol
intake to have been quite sufficient over the previous few nights.
I looked around for potential urban clubs - as I always do on overseas
visits - but the only venues in evidence were of the ‘gentlemens’ variety.
Poledancing joints were not on the agenda this trip!

'MD & Roffie at Sweet As Taboo' Thursday at G’s was quiet, victim again to the pre-Christmas
lull. Friday 9th saw me re-joining Roffie and the Sweet
As Taboo crowd at Bureau in Stratford
on Avon, a night that defies its genteel
surroundings by drawing in raucous heads from all over the South
Midlands. The venue’s an odd one; on both occasions I’ve
been there the dancefloor has been a sea of spilt alcohol and broken
glass, and the DJ booth has sweated like a sauna. It’s also
a low-ceilinged affair, where everyone in the building seems to
be smoking, making breathing quite a task. Apart from that, it
was pretty good!

'Preston girls'
Saturday
held a sense of déjà vu, as Mrs.
D and myself trekked
up the M6 for the second Saturday running. This time, the destination
was Preston, scene of my most appalling UK gig experience a couple
of years earlier! I was slightly more confident of better vibes
on this occasion as the jam was at 53 Degrees, part of Preston University. The event was the Christmas party for the regular Gin & Juice session, and was to have originally featured Lethal
Bizzle in PA … until
his management started getting delusions of Mariah
Carey, amending
the contract details to include specially-imported Evian water,
a deep shade of lilac in the dressing room, etc, and promoter Ryan told them to forget it! It was also to have featured local DJ
Shinobi,
but he never showed, so the night was handled by myself, repping
for B&S mag, alongside Preston DJ Trevor
T, and an impressive
PA from Liverpool MC Rage. The night took a while to get going,
but we had them bouncing satisfyingly in the end.
For the next three nights, I employed a strategy
I’ve only
attempted a handful of times in my life by going to bed as early
as 10.30 and 11pm. The idea was to put my nights off to good use
by gaining as much rejuvenating sleep as possible. To a certain
extent it worked. I felt ultra-fresh on Monday. The problem was
that I was wide awake by 7.30am Wednesday morning, which wasn’t
really the ideal thing for a day when I was due to be out until
4 the following morning. I think I’ll just stick to the late
nights!
Wednesday 14th saw a return to Retrospect,
another Ice Cold Parties presentation at Po
Na Na in Bristol,
where I was sandwiched between
local heroes Brotha Nick and Tru
Playa. The unannounced closure
of the bottom end of the M32 would have made me late - if I hadn’t
put to use my knowledge of some of the back streets of St.
Paul’s that I’d picked up during my years working at Galaxy
101 there! The gig was all about revivals, and to get to rinse R
Kelly’s ‘She
Got That Vibe’, Cypress Hill’s ‘Insane In The
Brain’ and Keith Sweat’s ‘I Want Her’ to
an appreciative crowd is always a good experience.

'Ice Cold MC & Brother Nick at
Three, Bristol'
The Love Dough promotions crew have been nothing
if not consistent this season .. they’ve cancelled each one of the four dates
they initially booked me for, and true to form, the latest casualty
was my scheduled date at Evolution in Leeds. So, another Thursday
at G’s Bicester it was.
The following night saw my first visit to
Germany since last New Year’s Eve, and one I’d been holding in high anticipation.
This was Soul Heaven at 3001 in Dusseldorf with an all-star European
DJ cast consisting of Chucky from Holland, Uneak from Belgium,
Sillie Illie from Germany and myself. I flew out of Heathrow with
Lufthansa, my 3.30-5am DJing slot allowing for a three-hour pre-club
nap at the hotel. In the UK, such a late set time might be seen
as a diss. In Germany, it’s still within peak time; clubbers
don’t even arrive until after 1am!

'MD projection' I’m full of admiration for the clubbing scene in Germany.
With characteristic efficiency, everything seems to run smoothly,
and the jam had clearly been promoted well as the venue, a massive
purpose-built spot in the newly thriving harbour district, was
rammed. Within five minutes, I’d been captivated by Chucky’s set. This man is a beast on the Pioneer
CDJ1000s, furiously ploughing
through tracks and performing all the tricks you’d expect
from a vinyl turntablist. It’s not often I’m blown
away by other DJs, but Chucky was so good it was actually embarrassing.
It certainly galvanised me to deliver my best possible set, and
judging by the response, it went down extremely well. I ended the
night conversating drunkenly with Chucky about future link-ups.
This was a hugely enjoyable gig on an impressive scale, and certainly
earns a place in my top three nights of the year.

'Dusseldorf girls'
11am flights never sound too painful – until you realise
that you have to be up by 8.30 to make them! Dusseldorf
Airport was being given a ‘muzak’-style cover version of 50
Cent’s ‘Window Shopper’ over the tannoy which
was appalling, but hilarious. Parveen picked me up at Heathrow and I spent the afternoon resting at the in-laws’ place in
Middlesex ahead of my second flight of the day, an 8pm Easyjet out of Luton, bound for Glasgow.
One of my favourite UK gigs of the year had
been my appearance at Blanket in September, and I’d worked
hard to persuade management to get me back on the Saturday before
Christmas, a pretty
safe bet for a firing session. In truth, any Saturday night in
Glasgow is a riot, and the club was as packed and upbeat as ever.
As usual, I played alongside my good DJ mate Ray
Woods. I also
had a catch-up chat with Glasgow MC Nafees.

'MD with Nafees'
I’ve hugely enjoyed the handful of under 18s jams I’ve
played. The energy levels are incredible as kids make the most
of their legal entitlement to be in a club. I had one of these
on Monday 19th, in Newport,
Wales, staged by my old DJ buddy Marcus.
He used to run Libertys in Cardiff, and holds the distinction of
being the first promoter to book me anywhere outside of Bristol
when I started doing my Galaxy 101 show many moons ago. It also
saw a reunion with Da Dokesta, who used to DJ at The
Forum in Cardiff.
Several years ago, he asked me to sign his fridge – the first,
and almost certainly the last time I’ll ever get such a request!

'MD with Da Dokesta'
I’d been pre-warned that the venue had no turntables, so
I’d spent all spare moments in the previous week fiercely
burning some essential bangers to CD. I felt bare as I strolled
in with a single wallet of CDs under my arm and my headphones.
But I could get used to this non back-breaking lark! Being a kids’ session,
it was all over by 11pm, and I could easily get used to such non-exhausting
early nights, too!
This week could have been billed as the Mark
Devlin United Kingdom Club Tour. Having played England, Scotland
and Wales, the icing
on the cake was a visit to Northern Ireland on Thursday 22nd to
play Milk, by general consensus, Belfast’s hottest club.
The event was billed as a Blues & Soul Magazine party featuring
myself, David Craig, the magazine’s Scotland reporter, and
Belfast resident DJ Hix, which made me want to crack ‘did
you hear the one about the Englishman, the Scotsman and the Irishman?’ jokes
all night.
Hix was the perfect host. My flight from Birmingham and Dave’s
from Edinburgh arrived at similar times, and we were scooped up
and delivered to the Belfast Hilton, where we hooked up later to
gorge a fantastic a la carte meal courtesy of the club.

'Milk, Belfast'
Hix had texted us to forewarn that Milk was
packed – about
700 in on a night that normally attracts 450. The club has recently
undergone a new refurb, and certainly looks impressive, with an
industrial/ warehouse feel. In fact, it was a dead ringer for Avalon in New
York, with the DJ booth up on a balcony, accessible only
by a fire ladder that’s pretty deadly to negotiate when you’ve
had a few! A major talking point is the ultra-powerful Funktion
One sound system; apparently there are only ten in Europe. My only
criticism is that the detached location of the DJ booth, far above
the heads of the crowd, makes any kind of meaningful interaction
impossible. Other than that, it turned out to be every bit the
riot that you can expect a Northern Ireland club night to be.
A hangover and a (delayed) early flight back
weren’t the
best start to Friday, and having to hit the shops for some last-minute
presents purchases I could have done without. But that’s
Christmas!
I’d been due to play another B&S mag party at Atlantas in Northampton on Christmas
Eve, but it got cancelled during the
week, owing to licencing problems with the venue. This made Friday
night’s excursion to NYT in London my last gig before Christmas.
The West End was packed solid with jolly revellers, and the crowd
at NYT was in equally high spirits, making for a highly enjoyable
set. I headed back with the prospect of five complete days and
nights off – the longest time of no work since Christmas
last year!

'MD with LJ'
The final burst of DJing activity kicked off again on Thursday
29th at G’s,
a ghost town until 1am, suggesting itself to be a victim of the
pre-New Year’s Eve lull – until
things suddenly got wild and off the hook for the last hour. I arrived for my second week at NYT in London on Friday to find the place nicely buzzing with an even more
clued-up and adventurous
crowd. This ended up being one of the best nights I’ve ever
played in the capital, confirming NYT’s status as possibly
the most musically meaningful of all the ‘upmarket’ West
End venues.

'MD with LJ 2' So, on finally to New Year’s Eve. People’s attitudes
towards this night tend to be divided. Some buy fully into the
idea that it’s the ultimate party night of the year, and
deserves to be treated as such. Others argue that it’s over-rated
and overpriced, and prefer private houseparties to indulging in
overblown club nights. From a DJ’s point of view, it’s
certainly important, and, with the exception of 2003’s disastrous
farce, my NYE gigs have been some of the most enjoyable of my career.
Last year I played in Germany for the third
time. This year, New Year’s Eve falling on a Saturday coincided with my end-of-month
residency at The Bridge in Oxford, and it made a whole heap of
sense to actually keep things close to home for once and play the
night there. The club had a late extension, giving me a six-hour
set entirely to myself. This called for a fair bit of musical planning,
and NYE being the night of crazed revellry it is, I decided to
drop a handful of tunes I’d never normally play, alongside
the usual sounds. Nothing too horrendous – we’re talking
Michael Jackson, Luther Vandross, Cameo, Bob
Marley, In Deep, etc,
on the grounds that a major part of being a real DJ is being able
to diversify (within reason!) when the occasion calls.

'MD & Parveen at The Bridge'
The club was rammed to the rafters, and many
familiar faces passed through – Kid
Fury and Nic Regisford, my mate/ booking agent
from South Africa among them. Parveen made the ultimate sacrifice
by agreeing to stay sober and drive us home. We’d probably
have continued the party for a few hours, too, if we didn’t
have social commitments for New Year’s Day. But good sense
prevailed, and we staggered to bed at about 5.
… and that was 2005.
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